the Dreams Land of Ysilda

Natasha: Have you considered one of the 58 dating options I gave you?

Steve: I just want someone who has the same life experiences I have: growing up broke in Brooklyn, fighting during World War II, being frozen for most of life.

Bucky: Hi, I’m back.

tsundereslasher:

then don’t look.

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via thefeministpumpking)

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

(via thefeministpumpking)

theadventuresofholmesandwatson:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron

(via thefeministpumpking)

rinni585:

River Song for the win.

rinni585:

River Song for the win.

courtneyrobyncarr:

This is my favourite cubicle at university :3

courtneyrobyncarr:

This is my favourite cubicle at university :3